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Sept 12, 2016 2:17:20 GMT
Valentina Lemay, Ernie Parker, and 3 more like this
Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 2:17:20 GMT
::++:: ::++:: SAVAGE OVERDOSE OF SENSATIONALISM ::++:: ::++::
“Ha.. haaa. The enthusiasm in my laughter should tell you where my mind frame is. I lead the way, it was inevitable, and I have become the first one to pipe up. These false warriors spew vomit from their mouths instead of taming their tongues. One little floozy that I can see is going to be a thorn in my side is Felix Hartley. The small minded bitch talks a big game but her lack of life experiences is going to fuck her world up. Notice, simple bitch… I said your LACK of life experiences.”
“You think that everything is going to be handed to you and the world is going to bow to your petty wants and pretentious, narcisstic, and extremely slutty needs. When in actuality, you’re in for a rude awakening and the truth is about to come crashing into your skull harder than you’ve ever been mouth fucked before.”
“Epic is about to fall witness the Dawn of Savage Sensationalism. The era of the Mystic Avenger. The more I study my competition the more I realize, none of these screwballs have the abilities that I bring. The Sensationalites will be present at Victory on September the 18th when I devour some fresh meat off the EOW’s skeletal structure.”
“These dyslexic fucks make every attempt to discredit my name, but the talent and the skillsets speak for themselves. I’m the most innovative female in wrestling history. I’m a sensation. Who are you Felix Hartley? You’ll forever be known amongst the ranks as the bitch that was once a kegels exercise instructor. Who are you Finn Whelan? The young punk with his head up his ass chasing Hartley’s raunchy disease trap?”
“What about Jason Kaine? The little Bruce Willis wanna be bitch with the tummy ache. The Opinionated Oliver. You’re one to call me a druggie when I have a medicinal use card. I am a patient my friend, much different than yourself who is mentally handi-capped. Jason Kaine and Matthew Page would be great together. All they would need is a peer helper with them at ring side, it’d be like middle school all over again. Two retards and a babysitter, it sounds like a hit sitcom. There is nothing marvelous about you Matthew, I don't care how many generations of female relatives have lied to you. Your looks and in-ring ability are in competition for last place amongst the Victory roster ranks.”
“Bryan Williams… the 4 corners man, ha. Don’t bring any of that outside shit to Epic. It doesn’t matter, it’s as void as a bounced check and your glory days will only be under the law of “Pubic Curls” Wallace. You’re a champion there, but no way in hell will you be a champion in Epic. Not on the Victory roster.”
“At first I was being humble about it, but now I see it’s time for some Mystical Savagery. The fact that the Victory roster is really lacking respect for the first signee to the Victory roster appalls me. I am the key component. I crank the ignition. I’m the chosen one. I’m a lethal sensation and the lethal lottery is going to be the platform I use to resurrect the Dawn of Savage Sensationalism.”
“Then you’ve got Jack Owyns, the guy who started wrestling only to realize after thirteen years he sucks at his passion. That might be the worst feeling ever. You’re the worst one on the roster and I don’t see you beating anybody. Ever. This guy is out to prove a point to himself, where as I’ve already proven my point, and made my claim, the EOW Ultimate Champion is going to be Mysti Savage.”
“While lacking enough knowledge to actually attempt to dissect their competitors as I have, they want to make mention of my outside recreational and medical uses and hobbies. That’s cool, but that still holds nothing over my in-ring abilities. I’ll make each and every one of my competitors realize, Mysti Savage isn’t the one to play with.”
“And yes, Connor Jacobs, the forgotten possum from the back of the woods. You’re not the under dog, you’re just the one we will all fall asleep on if you were champion. It’d be like coming out each week and cutting a promo in the ring while speaking another language with no translator. There is nothing more foreign than a meeting of the Ultimate championship and Connor Jacobs.”
“He talks a big game, in this dick swinging sport and luckily for me, I have my wits and brain power. I was born of the darkness in Raz Al Guhl’s pit and lived to write the story of Batman. I’m the girl that shot the guy that shot Harambe. The EOW is under the Mandate of Sensationalism. Go ahead and sign the petition and join the entire EOW fan base.”
“Anyone can come out and display a potty mouth and drop fucks and lucks, but instead of sounding like the latest Kodak Black track, how about the Victory roster hopefuls, try to back up all their words with their actions.”
“Talking lasts but a mere moment, but actions leave a huge impact, and my actions will speak for themselves. The next Ultimate Champion is Mysti Savage. At a time I considered there was a possibility that I may end up in the Redemption challenge, but I may have been off my meds. But a philly roll up and a bag of Muncho’s later, that moment of clarity kicked in and I saw who my competition really was.”
“I’m not ashamed of who I am because I know I am the only true ass kicker in Epic. The Sensation has spoken. May you all rest in peace. And may god have mercy on your souls.”
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